Life is fantastic, everything is falling into place 

John didn’t wake me up for dinner so now I’m sitting alone in his apartment while he’s out in the city eating sensational dumplings. Not haaaaaaaaaappy

OH NO BRIDGET ARE YOU OKAY NOW? :(

ahaha yes, it was actually one of the best weekends of my entire life. I just shouldn’t be allowed into bars ever

remember that time I woke up next to a pile of my own vomit, a broken nose and absolutely no recollection of the previous night? 

I’m never drinking again

omg bridget

 

Firing someone for the first time tomorrow, I’m excited 

Had an absolute splurge at the shops this evening. 

Bought a Peter Alexander onesie with little polka dots and a bunny, spent $200 at MAC on new eyeshadows and lipsticks, $80 on new OPI nail polishes, $120 on new Ecotool brushes and $50 on some vintage 1960’s maps for my wall! 

Yay for generous pay rises!

Note to self; don’t partake in online shopping whilst tipsy.